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STAWWWWWWWWWP!!!!I am pregnant now. Thanks tumblr. I just spontaneously conceived a child from this level infinity picture of cute. Goddamnit.
DAWWWWWWW
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never not reblogging
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What will you do without the internet? →
apparating-across-the-universe:
cas-has-the-sonic-screwdriver:
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Lizzie now has seven children.
Fuck. I hope the internet never meets its demise. I hate kids xD
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Sarah has become President.
YES! XD
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… abby now agrees with the government.
hahaah thats funny
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Britt continues to pray for its return.
PERF~
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Hannah is now agreeable and understandable
/DYING
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Natalie now leads a rebel army.
yes.
It has been a year since the internet’s demise… Brooke has begun creating a new one.
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First time Daddy sees his 3 week old.”
He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.need to reblog this. don’t even care what kind of blog i have.
beautiful
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RIP Jesse You were a good dog, I love and miss you
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Wine and Ridiculousness with the boyfriend and his neighbor and talking drunk/black out stories :)
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THIS.
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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108. Mrs Weasley would constantly get nightmares about Fred’s death. However, one night she had a dream in which she was faced with Lily Potter. “You looked after my son when I couldn’t.” Lily had said, “So for that, I promise I’ll look after yours.” Molly never had another nightmare again.
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This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
I really need to read this
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